yeah i didnt really like the last entry but cos people have commented im not going to take it down just know that i dont like it and it was a bit of a half baked idea spewn forth too early and im bucking conventional english like full stops and capitals because im typing one haded and i feel like it if youve got a problem with it you know what you can do i also realised i didnt tell you people about the freaky dream i had involving the spice girls cats ballgowns and 1998 or the run in i had with a guy at work who i basically told was being rude 

Who has never been told that nothing is absolute? Im pretty sure that at some stage or another, everyone in their differing lengths of existence on this planet will have heard that claim. OK. Nothing is absolute. If nothing is absolute does that not automatically disprove itsself? if nothing is absolute we cannot definitively say that absolutely nothing is absolute because its not absolute because nothing is. That would mean that some things are absolute which directly contradicts the statement that nothing is absolute. Yes I'm confused. Drop us a line if you get what I mean. Maybe you can fill me in...

The pretentious baton twirler stroked the orange plume protruding from her pretentious headdress (it was really a canoe) and giggled a high pitched pretentious giggle. She had recently started carrying around a yardstick in her pocket just so that as she was wandering she could pause hither and thither and see how situations, objects and occasionally verbs measured up. "Zephyr" muttered the penny in her pocket suddenly and disparagingly, having recently adopted this as the most loathesome insult it could muster, and henceforth taken to  exploding into a tirade in which it was repeated in several diffence pitches and a number (a large one) of different frequencies at odd intervals, generally at the most inappropriate moments it could find. She glared at it. She was the only attention seeker she liked. It had become rather hyper soon after she'd found it and she rather suspected that it was the caffeine it had been getting from the Red Bull it had wheedled from a magnanimous vending machine. The vending machine agreed with her, and asked her to join it in a rather dodgy but intricate scam involving diaper wearing, love-triangle  embroiled astronauts, having recently become a rocketeer racketeer.

DO YOUR WORST. 

 

 

Here's the quiz. Gave up on making my own. one might be forthcoming later on but not in the immediate future.

 

 

1. What time did you get up this morning? 12 noon
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? Take The Lead. With some friends. It's been aaaages.
4. What is your favourite TV show?  ooh thats pretty hard. M*A*S*H is classic, but House would probably win, followed by Boston Legal

5. What did you have for breakfast? When u get up at noon, theres not a lot of time for breakfast. The first thing I ate were some original crinkle cut chips.
6. What is your middle name? Heheheheheheh so many possibilities I'm not going to limit myself by choosing one, and excluding the others. I actually do have a middle name, but unless I've met u u are'nt being told.
7. What snack foods do you like? I loooove chocolate chip cookies. But then I love anything sweet. As long as its not coffee flavoured.
8. What foods do you dislike? Tomato (but not tomato sauce), raw onion, Radish
9. What is your favourite potato chip flavor? Original- Salt and vinegar should be outlawed.
10. What is your favourite CD at the moment? Ummm I dont really listen to CD's at the moment. The last one I was listening to was Bon Jovi with their hits all reworked " we gotta hold on, to what we got; it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not...."
11. What kind of car do you drive? I don't drive. While I occasionally make noises about it  being because of all the nuts on the road and to save trees, I really just havent got around to it. I think I'd be a bit of an overly cautious driver. Hopefully a good bit. Wouldn't wanna be a nose or anything.
12. Favourite sandwich? Lightly toasted ham, cheese and pineapple. though to be honest after 13 years of school lunches generally involving sandwiches, I'm kinda over them. 
13. What characteristic do you despise? You expect a short list? I'm gunna skip over the usuals and go with people that miss my witty insinuations, arrogance and people that make altogether the wrong assumption and are then utterly convinced with it.
14. Favourite item of clothing? Um um um. There's a soft grey sweater that I like, though my bright red corduroy pants are pretty great too...
15. If you could go anywhere in the world on vacation where would you go? Paris, tokyo, LA
16. What colour is your bathroom? Theres a red one and a blue one. That's a rather odd question.
17. Favourite brand of clothing? Don't really go in for all that stuff
18. Where would you retire to? Do multi gazillionnaires need to retire, ever?  I think not...
19. Favourite time of the day? late at night
20. What was your most memorable birthday? The one in America. I think I was turning eleven. There you go, you all now know I'm at least eleven.
21. When were you born? 2Oth Of June, same as Nicole Kidman and Brian Wilson of Beach Boy fame 
22. What fabric detergent do you use? That is too odd a question for me to even contemplate answering that question, For that reason and that reason only I shall; Bio Zet
23. Are you a morning person or a night person? Night. no question.... or maybe it is cos u just asked it
26. What is your shoe size? 8 sometimes 8 1/2
27. Do you have any pets? Yes, a black lab X kelpie named Jet, who is so not named after the lame band
28. Any new and exciting news you'd like to share? I am now officially a uni student. Quietly excited about that :)
29. What did you want to be when you were little? A teacher hehehe
30. What colour are your eyes? Brown all the way, though I do want coloured contacts...